WARNING: Minor spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens lie ahead!
As soon as I saw my friend retweet it and I clicked through to the Twitter account, I was obsessed.
With what, exactly? @KyloR3n, the parody account for Kylo Ren, the villain in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
It is truly the greatest thing to come out of this film. You think I’m kidding, but I’m not.
Look at this gem:
i wish i’d suffered more
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
He has a lot of feelings about his parents and Darth Vader.
Darth Vader had no father I envy him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*applies black eyeliner* my parents don’t understand me and i hate them *applies black helmet*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
my dad just doesn’t understand me no one understands me but you grandpa
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
He is also very serious about his hair. His beautiful, luxurious hair.
mom please don’t even pretend you know what I’m going through right now also we are out of conditioner
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
grandpa does my hair look okay
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
His friendship with Hux, and their mutual appreciation of culture and Hot Topic, is beautiful.
dear diary i met a guy at lunch named hux he has read nietzche he says he says everyone should read nietzche
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015
dear diary hux brought the forbidden cups to our party and now i’m not speaking to him he knew where the line was pic.twitter.com/qSFbVmCLaZ
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary i am taking grandfather’s helmet to school today to show to hux at lunch i expect he will be quite impressed
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
hux do you want to come to hot topic and look at vintage imperial posters with me
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
Go forth and read every tweet, because they’re all things of true beauty.
This is the Kylo Ren, and Star Wars villain, we deserve. Thank you, Emo Kylo Ren, for everything you do.
Source: Twitter
