So a wizard – and thirteen dwarves – just showed up on your doorstep with an offer you couldn’t refuse. Your plans for a quiet night in with a really big plate of cheese and two bottles of wine? Completely shot. Nope – instead, it looks like you’re going to have an adventure full of rude elves, nasty orcs, and very, very pretentious dragons.
Well, while those bearded jerks are busy eating all of your food, you’ll need to get started on your packing.
First, be sure to grab The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Bilbo Baggins Pipe Prop Replica (Old Toby pipe-weed not included). This finely detailed pipe was made using molds of the original prop, includes a polystone display stand, and measures 13 2/5-inches wide x 8 1/10-inches tall x 2 2/5-inches long. Just the thing for those bitterly cold nights out in the wilds of Middle-Earth.
Next, be sure to remember The Hobbit Bilbo Baggins Deed of Contract Prop Replica, which details your full involvement in the dwarves’ quest, all of your travel expenses, and the share of the treasure you can expect to walk away with by journey’s end. This screen-accurate version of Bilbo’s contract is 66-inches long x 10 3/4-inches wide when open.
(Dwarves are sticklers for contracts. It’s best to keep your copy close to hand in the event of any bickering or squabbling down the road.)
Don’t dare forget The Hobbit Bilbo Baggins Sting Sword Full-Size Prop Replica – a must-have in the event of giant spiders and fell beasts. Plus, it should prove helpful if you find yourself in the midst of a battlefield teeming with four, even five, armies.
The stainless steel blade measures 22-inches long and is strictly recommended for humans age 18 and up (hobbits age 50 and up). Sting also comes with a die-cast metal stand, perfect for display above your mantel once you’ve returned home.
And speaking of home: this Lord of the Rings Bag End Statue is a touching reminder of what you’ll be leaving behind for grand adventure – and the cozy home you’ll return to once all the songs have been sung and the farewells said.
This lovely polystone-resin statue is crafted by those wonderful folks at WETA and measures 11 4/5-inches wide x 7 1/10-inches deep x 5 9/10-inches tall and weighs just over 5 pounds. Bagginses have always called Bag End home; and they always will.
