Collectibles

If You Want To Avoid Any Troublesome Flesh Wounds, Might I Suggest Donning This Helmet?

Any questing knight knows the value of decent armor. It’s most difficult to outrun killer rabbits or keep uppity kings from passing you by when your limbs are hacked off and just lying in the road.

And, of course, you simply must protect your noggin.

To that end, the Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Black Knight Helmet is just what Tim the Enchanter would recommend. Made of lightweight soft polyurethane and painted with a darkened antique steel finish, this helmet is just the thing to help you complete your shrubbery-based adventures.

One size fits most. Recommended for those unaffected by the plague and any brave knights over the age of 18. May not be entirely effective against French insults or falling cows.